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Had my first true company dinner, with generiousity of SCS (first, if omit the company dinner of my father's company).

It was a wild success. Justin Mission is a wonderful host (he mentioned his pay was 5k for the night, wonder how many months I need to earn that). He knows how to bring up the hype and he is definitely the "party" type with an attitude.

But what is truely fasinating is not the food, Justin, the models but the intelliect-beautiful Kumar.

He (dressed as a she) revealed some really interesting facts of singapore and relate to them in an intriguing way of putting them to us. Some stories I can recall are:

2 Cars crash, a English did his "touch left-right-bottom" to thank god for his safety. A India came out and did the same. English asked the Indian his religion background, Indian reply that he is only checking his wallet, Passport and genital.

Singapore, demolishes everything old, except 1 old man.

Australia had LOTS of gays; when a girl hangs out alone with 2 Aussies, they can feel safe cuz one will help do her hair and the other will do the makeup cuz she is ugly. Gays are on the raise cuz S'pore girls are born ugly.

People tends to ask if Kumar is a gay, his reply, "no I am your fairy, make a wish."

Girls should go to man they like and introduce themselves. Not slut unless they go up and say "You want this?" (pointing to their genitals)

In a terrorist attack on MRT, Indian sure first to die, cuz their announcement always last.

Sex definition: Affection resulting in Projection seeking Penetration, with no Objections.
and many others that I will try to recall...

These few days had been very "HIGH" class. Previous weekends and this week Tuesday was on York Hotel, Wednesday on De Merlion Hotel, then this.

Not bad. Very good. Mum, but I can sense such emptiness and tireness to maintain such "high" events and lifestyle. I seen many MANY people went back to change their attire but only to have little effects at the end of the day.

Today I did gain 2 things, a fan with my name beautifully written on a red fan and a GREEN tie... whatever...

No sign of Wendy tonight. Good or bad i dont know. Since I promised that 3rd visit I should ask her out. Maybe its good, for I am not ready yet for relationships. Thanks Mum.

One more thing to add:
Mei Li ru Hua = (Beauty alike flower)
Hai Si (OR)
Mei ru "Ru Hua" = (Beauty alike a HK character that is female guised by a muscular guy)